Nowhere No place I'd rather be I'm my own sideshow I can feel the misery I lived my whole damn life in color My future's so black and white I got a nonstop ticket No destination in sight So step right up for the ride of your life! The line starts here in the back of my mind I ride into the super sci-fi My star's are fallin' Down down down To the Earth tonight Well you can rearange the strange and deranged The sign up ahead says... Welcome To The Strange! Nowhere No place I'd rather be Well I'ma self-made monster, my own Worst enemy
Paranormal, chicken geek Drugged up superstar fiend Genderbending galactic freak Excorsism, circumcision Sci-fi labotomy Horrifying, gruesome scene Bloodsuckers, motherfucking Brain dead Neurotic fiend SICK, SO SICK OF THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST SICK, SO SICK OF THIS WANNA SLIT MY WRIST Be all you can be.... I WANNA SLIT MY WRIST. Chiller, Killer, Monster Thriller A basketcase stitched-up face Trigger happy zombie. Radiation, maturbation Infect the other human beings Supersonic, chronic vomit Barbed wired cock ring SICK, SO SICK OF THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST WANNA SLIT MY WRIST SICK, SO SICK OF THIS I WANNA SLIT MY WRIST. MURDER, MURDER, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. MURDER, MURDER, yes indeed K.I.L.L.I.N.G. SICK, SO SICK OF THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE ME WANT TO SLIT MY WRIST WANNA SLIT MY WRIST SICK, SO SICK OF THIS I WANNA SLIT MY WRIST
old mcdonald had a farm ee ii ee ii oh my god thou shall not take any more shit and i'll split my sister in the motherfuckin lip
and i grab her by the hair and swing her in the air
twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister
jimmy crack corn and i dont give a fuck i take a butcher knife and ram it in a fuckin gut i do a chicken dance up on a devine ???? this is gonna hurt you more than me
and i grab her by the hair and swing her in the air
twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister
and i grab her by the hair and swing her in the air
twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister twist my twist my twist my sister
Hey Frankenstein, what's on your mind? Hey Dracula, I heard you.... suck Now Vincent Price, was Dr. Phibes Come steal my brain Fritz And take it to Dr. Frankenstein Well you can knock on Ed Wood (Pre Chorus) But it won't do you no good No, no, no, no, no good Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood Hey Leatherface, remove my... face Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates? And lead me to your red planet Hey Tall Man, just take my hand (Pre Chorus) (Chorus) You're so dead in, dead in Hollywood Dead, you're so dead in, dead in Hollywood D,E,A,D, that's how I wanna be (Pre Chorus) (Chorus) Whoa, dead in Hollywood Whoa, dead in Hollywood
when I saw you piss on the rug my heart fluttered and I knew it was love true love lot of things you said and did to your mom and I knew you were the only one go and call the priest the only one for me so he can exorcise me be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright first fright love at first fright first fright love at first fright Regan, it was love at first fright first fright first fright I love it if you spin your head towards me or vomit a beautiful pea soup green across your stomach it said 'help me' so beautifully I gotta know will you marry me? (Captain Howdy) go and call the priest so he can exorcise me be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright first fright love at first fright first fright first fright Regan, it was love at first fright love at first fright first fright go and call the priest so he can exorcise me be my ghoul tonight Regan, it was love at first fright first fright Regan, it was love at first fright first fright love at first fright first fright first fright love at first fright when I saw you piss on the rug my heart fluttered and I knew it was love and on your stomach it said 'help me' true love I gotta know... will you marry me? (Captain Howdy)
i'm an original victim, rejected, infected i'm a loser, i'm a winner, a born again sinner cut my throat and watch it bleed a putrid tragedy and i hate you and you hate me so stand in line motherfuckers, don't waste my time you'll see me in the headlines manipulate your simple minds so put your hands up in praise i'm your god and you're my slave and people hate me and people hate me cos i'm better than you and that's the motherfucking truth people hate me i'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful and god and you can all fuck off i'm a hooker, i'm your priest, i'm your branded disease im satan, your destruction, your unwanted abortion and now i'm singing out of key about god and your tv and all your children will worship me so give me your drugs, your bitches and your STD's you'll see me in the headlines manipulate your simple minds so put your hands up in praise i'm your god and you're my slave and people hate me and people hate me cos i'm better than you and that's the motherfucking truth people hate me and you can all fuck off i'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful and god i know what drugs can do, been chemically abused i'm wicked, and i took your middle finger, double kissed it cut my throat and watch it bleed a putrid tragedy and i hate you and you hate me ??? meet me in the headlines manipulate your simple minds so put your hands up in praise i'm your god ??? no blood in your serenade I'll never rot and never go away i'm a human hand grenade and people hate me cos i'm better than you and people hate me and that's the motherfucking truth and people hate me and you can all fuck off i'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful and people hate me cos i'm better than you and people hate me and that's the motherfucking truth and people hate me and you can all fuck off i'm perfect, pissed off, beautiful and god
She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous thats for sure Or what I should say Dont know what Im feeling Im half a life to change Im a necrophilia guess I was bored A Dance coming on her grave Enough to spend my time She was a teenage zombie With a fresh humble corpse of course She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse Drop dead gorgeous thats for sure I took her to the movies And thats when she stole my heart And I took her to the park I took her in the back seat And then I walked her home For my post-mortem date She took me by the hand She was a teenage zombie And we danced upon her grave She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous thats for sure She was a teenage zombie She was a teenage corpse She was a teenage zombie Drop dead gorgeous thats for sure
Well Id rather cut you then the wedding cake And I do And your bloody guts on my rented tux I do I do want to kill you Ill tear us apart Till death do us part And dip my chips in the blood that drips Now I kiss your cold dead lips And I smear the cake right in your face Let your God take you to a better place Well I love you to death Well I love you to death Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!! Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!! All you ever meant to me was ab -so- lutely nothing And with this ring I be-wed Dont want to kiss you bitch! I want to bash your head! Well I love you to death Well I love you to death Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!! Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!! Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!! Die! Die! Die! DIE MY BRIDE!!
well i come from a planet beyond the stars looking for some human body parts im gonna to pull your body from your grave cause im graverobbing U.S.A. ! and im riding around in my black starship looking for some crypts to kick im gonna pull your body from your grave cause im graverobbing U.S.A. ! AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! (announcer) AND IM DIGGING UP THE DEAD TODAY necrophiliac creatures of evil CAUSE IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! invade the planet earth on a macabre cosmic mission to dig up the dead ! back in the summer of 76 i would dig up bodies to play with and my favorite was the brain Cause im graverobbing U.S.A.! and i wish i may, wish i might Cause im graverobbing U.S.A. ! AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! find me a cold dead corpse for me tonight AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! CAUSE IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! AND IM DIGGING UP THE DEAD TODAY AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! AND IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! CAUSE IM GRAVEROBBING U.S.A. ! AND IM DIGGING UP THE DEAD TODAY
In 197666 i was born a bastard and a son of a bitch and im sick, sick motherfucker sick. in 197666 i nailed a G.I. joe to a crucifix I DONT WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE and im sick, sick motherfucker sick. I JUST WANNA COMMIT A HOMICIDE OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM. 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH and im sick, sick motherfuckers sick. in 197666 i had a porno mag inside my crib in 197666 i killed an animal rights activist because animals aint got no rights, thats right I DONT WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE I JUST WANNA COMMIT A HOMICIDE OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM. 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM I LIKE TO DISECT GIRLS... I DONT WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE I JUST WANNA COMMIT A HOMICIDE OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM. 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH 76 BORN A SON OF A BITCH OH YEAH, THATS WHAT I AM
when tomorrow comes, we'll be one of them and our only purpose is to kill off those not dead. WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU... BECAUSE WE ARE THE DEAD. WHEN THERES NO MORE ROOM IN HELL THEN THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH AND THE LIVING WONT HAVE A PRAYER CAUSE ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD. cant you see what this worlds become when the dead feast off the living.. yeah and were about to join the fun WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU... BECAUSE WE ARE THE DEAD. THEN THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH WHEN THERES NO MORE ROOM IN HELL AND THE LIVING WONT HAVE A PRAYER CAUSE ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD. WHEN THERES NO MORE ROOM IN HELL THEN THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH AND THE LIVING WONT HAVE A PRAYER CAUSE ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD. WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU... WE ARE THE DEAD AND WE'RE COMING FOR YOU BECAUSE WE ARE THE DEAD. WHEN THERES NO MORE ROOM IN HELL AND THE LIVING WONT HAVE A PRAYER CAUSE ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD. THEN THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH THEN THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH WHEN THERES NO MORE ROOM IN HELL AND THE LIVING WONT HAVE A PRAYER CAUSE ITS THE DAWN OF THE DEAD. WE ARE THE DEAD AND WERE COMING FOR YOU..! WE ARE THE DEAD AND WERE COMING FOR YOU..! WE ARE THE DEAD AND WERE COMING FOR YOU..! WE ARE THE DEAD AND WERE COMING FOR YOU..!
i'm the motherfucking wrench everything was great til i got here thrown in the gears im a bad guy inside and out put your faith in me and ill spit it out and i admit im a basket case with lipstick smeared across my face blame it on the music to cover it up. cocked and loaded cant shut me up ! HEY STUPID DONT SUCK YOUR THUMB DESTROY TIL THERE IS NO MORE TAKE YOUR DIAPER OFF AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON PUT YOUR HELMET ON LETS GO TO WAR ! LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO.... Some things are better left unsaid but id like to see a bullet in your head and ill see you on the graveyard blvd. charge the damage to my card spit 'em out, spit 'em out all in a row hard to talk shit with no fucking teeth have a boot to the face its on me HEY STUPID DONT SUCK YOUR THUMB so pucker up sucker here's one for the road ! TAKE YOUR DIAPER OFF AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON PUT YOUR HELMET ON LETS GO TO WAR ! LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO.... DESTROY TIL THERE IS NO MORE Shut your face and open your eyes your whole fucking life was a lie just had its ass kicked out the door and everything that you stood for well i am rubber and you are glue ill beat the motherfucking shit outta you your pro-life and im pro-death and ill throw you from the tree and break your fucking neck ! HEY STUPID DONT SUCK YOUR THUMB TAKE YOUR DIAPER OFF AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON DESTROY TIL THERE IS NO MORE LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO, LETS GO. PUT YOUR HELMET ON LETS GO TO WAR ! LET'S FUCKING GO !.. Dressed To Depress
i got a snotty nose i got nappy hair my mommy dont love me and my daddy dont care, no my sister is a slut and my brother is a drunk and im standing in the mirror now getting my self all dressed up. Everythings okay at least thats what they say one foot in the gutter the other's in the grave. YEAH! punch the clock im your slave no future, no way for the rest of my life 12 hours a day i was born to lose but thats ok YOU COULDNT ASK FOR ANTHING LESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS my whole life's fucked up mess. YOU COULDNT ASK FOR ANTHING LESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS MY WHOLE LIFE IS FUCKED UP. DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS. DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS. YOU COULDNT ASK FOR ANTHING LESS my whole life's fucked up mess. YOU COULDNT ASK FOR ANTHING LESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS DRESSED TO DRESSED TO DEPRESS. my whole life's fucked up mess
Kill miss america with the platform boots and the tomstone looks, i wanna be a fucking prize winning drag queen, i want the whole world to hate me, with the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress kill miss america, im gona kill miss america, kill miss america, im gonna win the prize and i dont care what it takes im gonna kill miss america, kill miss america, kill miss america, yeah, yeah, yeah kill miss america, and if you dont im gonna spit on you, i want you to spit when you see me, and when i win im gonna rub it in i love it when they hate me, im gona kill miss america, kill miss america, and i dont care what it takes kill miss america, im gonna win the prize im gonna kill miss america, kill miss america, kill miss america, yeah, yeah, yeah kill miss america, ten seconds 'til death tonight, mamas little babys gonna die, die, die, mamas little babys gonna die tonight, ill cut her throat and take whats mine
another dead girl on the tube shes my lilly munster crawling from her tomb dark black circles around her eyes cold dead lips and croocked spine shes the living dead,shes a ghoulish fiend lving her is like lobotomy a late night creature feature starring you and me shs the deadest girl of my dreams SHES EVIL AND SHES MEANT FOR ME SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN SHES EVIL AS SHE WANTS TO BE SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN MY MONSTER GIRL ON THE SCREEN OH YEAH, OH NO welcome to my nightmare face down in the dirt the bride of frankenstein in a mini short and where shes going they dont know smile for the camera open up your eyes buts its going direct to video my monster girls too dead to die shes evil walking on the silver screen shes scares me to death but thats what i need SHES EVIL AS SHE WANTS TO BE SHES EVIL AND SHES MEANT FOR ME SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN MY MONSTER GIRL ON THE SCREEN SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN OH YEAH, OH NO my morticia the on for me my lilly munster pale as can be my elvira getting lovesick my campira my wicked bitch SHES EVIL AS SHE WANTS TO BE SHES EVIL AND SHES MEANT FOR ME SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN SHES A B-MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN MY MONSTER GIRL ON THE SCREEN OH YEAH, OH NO shes a b-movie scream queen my living dead evil thing shes a b-movie scream queen oh yeah, oh no i said oh no !
i hate your voice and i hate your face exterminate you from the human race hey you its true you suck, fuck you lifes a joke and the joke is on you i hope and pray everyday ill get the news that passes away so take your life and turn it off goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off. I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER I DONT CARE I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER. suiciceds the only choice for you slit your wrist and show god whos boss to see the dead would be a dream come true good bye, so long, get lost, fuck off. connect your throat to the nearst razor why dont you do the whole world a favor or do you need it spelled out for you well F.U.C.K.Y.O.U. I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER I DONT CARE I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER. motherfucker, i dont care. motherfucker, i dont care. I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER I DONT CARE MOTHERFUCKER I DONT CARE
