Reel Big Fish

Oh yeah!

Alright!

A-W-E-S-O-M-E! so A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Like tattered sails,
The shreds of my heart in your fingernails
Open my mouth, but I can't get this out
It never fails, a bed of roses, and coffin nails
I hold my breath 'cuz I'm scared to death
We try to lie, and deny
but our secret isn't safe.

<i>[Chorus:]</i>
You're Awesome! So Awesome! You're everything I want in a girl
You're Crazy! Amazing! I'm everything that's wrong with the world
You're great, filled with hate and I can't escape

My lips are sore,
My heart is black to the very core.
This life of crime, I'll get used to it in time.
We keep it low, but I think they know
And our secret isn't safe.

<i>[Chorus:]</i>
You're Awesome! So Awesome! You're everything I want in a girl
You're Crazy! Amazing! I'm everything that's wrong with the world
Don't wait, procrastinate, it's not too late

You're radical!
You're radical!
You're radical!
You're radical. Yeah!

So so so so awesome.
So so so so awesome.

<i>[Chorus:]</i>
You're Awesome! So Awesome! You're everything I want in a girl
You're Crazy! Amazing! I'm everything that's wrong with the world
Don't wait, procrastinate, it's not too late
You're great, filled with hate,
And I can't escape!
And I can't escape!
And I can't escape!

SO AWESOME!

Why can't she make up her fuckin' mind
I'm just sittin' here wastin' so much time
I know it's my fault but it's not my problem anymore,
Some day maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say "why don't you go fuck yourself!"
But everybody's talkin' they know that I'm lyin'
She gave me everything, all I want is more

I wrote this song for her. but it won't
Make up for anything. I know it's too late
So why do I wait? it's not my problem
Anymore

Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
But everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin'
She won't do anything and I'll always wait for her

Some day, maybe she'll come back to me and
I'll say, "why don't you go fuck yourself!?"
Everybody's talkin', they know that I'm lyin'
She gave me everything
But all I want is more
All I want is more
All I want is more

Well, I see you up on stage and
I don't know just
What you're sayin', but you're my hero,
And a guy just kicked me in the head,
A little girl
Just passed out dead, I'm in between a big jock
And a sweaty skinhead but I love you
Whatever that means, but I don't wanna talk
To you, cause I know I'd just say some thing
Stupid and I know you've got better things to do.

Hey, little alternative girl
Don't you wanna be my friend?
You know I'm singin' all my songs to you
It's all right if you don't understand.

Maybe I shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
Everything sucks cause I don't wanna bring
You down
But it never ever works out right, I'm gonna lose,
Give up the fight, I won't get what I want
Won't get anything but I love you...whatever
That means.
And they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
What I'll turn out to be, I said I was cool
But I can't lie to you (but I do)

Hey, little alternative girl
Don't you wanna be my friend?
You know I'm singin' all my songs to you
It's all right if you don't understand.

And I don't wanna start again cause I know
It'll be the same in the end
I didn't like it the first time anyway.

Well, I see you up on stage and
I don't know just
What you're sayin', but you're my hero,
And a guy just kicked me in the head,
A little girl
Just passed out dead, I'm in between a big jock
And a sweaty skinhead but I love you
Whatever that means, but I don't wanna talk
To you, cause I know I'd just say some thing
Stupid and I know you've got better things to do.

Hey, little alternative girl
Don't you wanna be my friend?
You know I'm singin' all my songs to you
It's all right if you don't understand.

Maybe I shouldn't be so serious, tellin' you that
Everything sucks cause I don't wanna bring
You down
But it never ever works out right, I'm gonna lose,
Give up the fight, I won't get what I want
Won't get anything but I love you...whatever
That means.
And they don't wanna talk to me cause they know
What I'll turn out to be, I said I was cool
But I can't lie to you (but I do)

Hey, little alternative girl
Don't you wanna be my friend?
You know I'm singin' all my songs to you
It's all right if you don't understand.

And I don't wanna start again cause I know
It'll be the same in the end
I didn't like it the first time anyway.

She calls out to the man on the street
sir, can you help me?
Its cold and Ive nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?

He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there

[Chorus]
Oh think twice, cause its another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, cause its another day for you,
You and me in paradise

Just think about it
Think about it
Just think about it

She calls out to the man on the street
He can see shes been crying
Shes got blisters on the soles of her feet
She can't walk but shes trying

[Chorus]

Oh lord, is there nothing more anybody else can do
Oh lord, there must be something you can say

You can tell from the lines on her face
You can see that she's been there
Probably been moved on from every place
Cause she didn't fit in there

[Chorus: x2]

Just think about it
Just think about it
Think about it
Just think about it

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared
And that she never will I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If I get drunk well I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me,
So..? but I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So I won't even try

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said)

It's OK boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared
And that she never will I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If I get drunk well I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me,
So..? but I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So I won't even try

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said)

It's OK boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared
And that she never will I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If I get drunk well I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me,
So..? but I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So I won't even try

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said)

It's OK boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared
And that she never will I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If I get drunk well I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me,
So..? but I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So I won't even try

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said)

It's OK boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore but I say she never cared
And that she never will I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If I get drunk well I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

She called me late last night to say she loved me,
So..? but I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So I won't even try

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

If I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said)

It's OK boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer.

Now that I'm a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you
It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try
Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me...but I know you will
I'm such an asshole, how could you resist?
I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me...the asshole of your dreams
I can't make you love me...but I know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me
and I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
I'm so fuckin' cool, nobody cares at all!
I'm a Big Fuckin' star oh yea yea yea!

All the kids down in London
And everybody in New York City
If they listen to that Alternative
If there fourteen and lookin' pretty

They want me to be their boyfriend
They want me to be their boyfriend
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be

All the girls in the back room
I won't miss 'em when there gone
Don't you know there ain't nobody
You're the only one that turns me on

Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be

i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you
i'm not sorry about the things i
do
i've got a brand new song
it is so happy happy
i've got a brand new attitude
it is so hateful hateful
not you again it gets worse
everytime
one plus two again won't
work
i can't divide it well i
let it go i don't
care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
(but that's not true) you keep tellin' me
that it's so easy to forget it
you keep tellin' me but i now i'll always
regret it,
well i let it go,
you're not there i love you and you
don't care
a brand new song i've done my best
i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess

i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you
i'm not sorry about the things i
do
i've got a brand new song
it is so happy happy
i've got a brand new attitude
it is so hateful hateful
not you again it gets worse
everytime
one plus two again won't
work
i can't divide it well i
let it go i don't
care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
(but that's not true) you keep tellin' me
that it's so easy to forget it
you keep tellin' me but i now i'll always
regret it,
well i let it go,
you're not there i love you and you
don't care
a brand new song i've done my best
i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word I'll say
I'm gonna do it right.

Maybe I'll wait a little longer
Maybe I'm not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?

I try but I hang up, every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid

Got the telephone in my hand
Cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try
Or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home
Maybe I like sitting here
Maybe I like being all alone

Everything will be all right
I won't see you tonight
Everything will be all right
I know it's not the end of the world, it's just another, little girl

I try but I hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
Can't leave a message
Don't know what to say, I don't wanna talk to you anyway.

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word I'll say
I'm gonna do it right.

Maybe I'll wait a little longer
Maybe I'm not ready yet
Where did I put that number?
How could I ever, ever forget?

I try but I hang up, every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up I'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now,
I wont be afraid

Got the telephone in my hand
Cord around my neck.
But I'm not really ready to die, maybe I'll give it one more try
Or maybe I'll call tomorrow, she probably wont be home
Maybe I like sitting here
Maybe I like being all alone

Everything will be all right
I won't see you tonight
Everything will be all right
I know it's not the end of the world, it's just another, little girl

I try but I hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
Can't leave a message
Don't know what to say, I don't wanna talk to you anyway.

I've got the brains
You're the body
And you're in my sights
I've a got a new set of problems
How to get you alone tonight
My head keeps revolving
I work so hard just to get a bite

[Chorus]
Cannibal
Cannibal
Cannibal, Cannibal, Cannibal
Cannibal, oh, oh
Cannibal

Back to the game
To the subject
Sustenance is at stake
There's no accounting for taste
You've got yours, I'll get mine
I'll love you in my own way
And everything will be just fine

[Chorus]

You've got a new set of problems
It's not your fault this time
Don't take this personally

Cannibal, oh, oh
Cannibal, oh, oh

[Chorus]

You say you’re down,
You can’t loose that frown,
Life sucks!
What else is new?
That’s tough!
There’s not much you can do,
You’re not the only one,
Not havin’ any fun,

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’...through,

I’ve been depressed,
And I get so stressed,
Life sucks!
I don’t wonder why,
That’s tough!
I just keep on tryin’,
So I won’t be the one
Not havin’ any fun,

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’...through,

I’m not givin’ up yet,
That’s not the end of me,
But it’s not goin’ to be all right,
You’ll see, you’ll see!
...

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’,
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I've got a funny feeling
That this life ain’t worth livin’,
I’ve got a funny feelin',
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
Cheer up.

You say you’re down,
You can’t loose that frown,
Life sucks!
What else is new?
That’s tough!
There’s not much you can do,
You’re not the only one,
Not havin’ any fun,

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’...through,

I’ve been depressed,
And I get so stressed,
Life sucks!
I don’t wonder why,
That’s tough!
I just keep on tryin’,
So I won’t be the one
Not havin’ any fun,

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’...through,

I’m not givin’ up yet,
That’s not the end of me,
But it’s not goin’ to be all right,
You’ll see, you’ll see!
...

I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I’ve got a funny feeling,
That this life ain’t worth livin’,
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
We’re all born to lose,
And I've got a funny feeling
That this life ain’t worth livin’,
I’ve got a funny feelin',
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
[I’ve got a funny feelin’]
I’ve got a funny feelin’,
Cheer up.

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear no body wants to hear
Nobody understands
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

I hate to ruin the magic
I hate to kill the dream
But once you've been behind the scenes then you'll know just what I mean
You might think that's its cool to get up on stage
And play rock and roll from your heart and soul
But no one shows up and your songs all suck
And there's no applause and no flying bras
No girls will scream for you and no ones gonna sing along with you

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear nobody understands
Don't start a band
You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea
'cause you wont get paid
And you won't get laid

And even if you make it
All the way to MTV
I don't think you could take it
All the bullshit and the greed
Everyone is so fake when they shake you hand
And they kiss your ass 'cause then they get cash
And the business end will turn every friend
To an enemy oh you will see

They'll turn their their backs and they'll be gone
Faster than can say 'what did I do wrong'

Don't start a band
No body really cares nobody understands
Don't Start a Band
You will sign your lives away and then you'll be working for the man
Don't start a band oh yea yea yea

Your message will get lost
You'll get double crossed

And if you that the joy of playing
Will keep you going through the years
Wait till you poor and frustrated
And the fun just disappears
Nobody cares what you have to say
And noes gonna listen anyways

Rock and roll will bring you down
And it will kick you while your on the ground

Don't start a band
Don't even try you will regret it yea
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

So just give up now
I'll show you how

Don't start a Band <i>[x4]</i>

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear no body wants to hear
Nobody understands
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

I hate to ruin the magic
I hate to kill the dream
But once you've been behind the scenes then you'll know just what I mean
You might think that's its cool to get up on stage
And play rock and roll from your heart and soul
But no one shows up and your songs all suck
And there's no applause and no flying bras
No girls will scream for you and no ones gonna sing along with you

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear nobody understands
Don't start a band
You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea
'cause you wont get paid
And you won't get laid

And even if you make it
All the way to MTV
I don't think you could take it
All the bullshit and the greed
Everyone is so fake when they shake you hand
And they kiss your ass 'cause then they get cash
And the business end will turn every friend
To an enemy oh you will see

They'll turn their their backs and they'll be gone
Faster than can say 'what did I do wrong'

Don't start a band
No body really cares nobody understands
Don't Start a Band
You will sign your lives away and then you'll be working for the man
Don't start a band oh yea yea yea

Your message will get lost
You'll get double crossed

And if you that the joy of playing
Will keep you going through the years
Wait till you poor and frustrated
And the fun just disappears
Nobody cares what you have to say
And noes gonna listen anyways

Rock and roll will bring you down
And it will kick you while your on the ground

Don't start a band
Don't even try you will regret it yea
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

So just give up now
I'll show you how

Don't start a Band <i>[x4]</i>

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear no body wants to hear
Nobody understands
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

I hate to ruin the magic
I hate to kill the dream
But once you've been behind the scenes then you'll know just what I mean
You might think that's its cool to get up on stage
And play rock and roll from your heart and soul
But no one shows up and your songs all suck
And there's no applause and no flying bras
No girls will scream for you and no ones gonna sing along with you

Don't start a band
No body wants to hear nobody understands
Don't start a band
You will be so damn terrible they'll all think your shitty
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea
'cause you wont get paid
And you won't get laid

And even if you make it
All the way to MTV
I don't think you could take it
All the bullshit and the greed
Everyone is so fake when they shake you hand
And they kiss your ass 'cause then they get cash
And the business end will turn every friend
To an enemy oh you will see

They'll turn their their backs and they'll be gone
Faster than can say 'what did I do wrong'

Don't start a band
No body really cares nobody understands
Don't Start a Band
You will sign your lives away and then you'll be working for the man
Don't start a band oh yea yea yea

Your message will get lost
You'll get double crossed

And if you that the joy of playing
Will keep you going through the years
Wait till you poor and frustrated
And the fun just disappears
Nobody cares what you have to say
And noes gonna listen anyways

Rock and roll will bring you down
And it will kick you while your on the ground

Don't start a band
Don't even try you will regret it yea
Don't start a band
You'll be so disappointed that it was nothing like you planned
Don't start a band
Oh yea yea yea

So just give up now
I'll show you how

Don't start a Band <i>[x4]</i>

You don't know me but here I am in your living room
You don't own me but you paid and that means a lot to you
You never listen, but I now that's what you think that you do
And everybody wants to change but this time it'll be the same
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take that?br> Radio, commercials, t.v. shows and front page ads,
Photos, and interviews they'll make sure it's the latest fad
Pay attention cuz you know you'll have to pay either way (either way)
And they tell you that it's the new thing, but we know that it lasn't changed
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take that?br> When this blows over and the mainstream coughs up another shell
Will you let us back in your underground
Well I guess that's a no and it's just as well cuz
You never supported us, all you wanted was to see us fail (see us fail)
And they tell me that's it's the new thing
So I better get out of the way
Watch us go down in flames
It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, we made our point but you're not gonna take that?br> It's all right it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway
We had our chance, made our point
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away
You're not gonna take that away

You don't know me, but here I am in your living room,
You don't own me, but you paid and that means alot to you, well,
You never listen, but I know that's what you think that you do,
And everybody wants a change, but this time it'll be the same,
Watch us go down in flames

Its all right, it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway,
We had our chance, we made our point, but you're not gonna take that

Radio, commercials, tv shows, and front page ads,
Photos, and interviews, they'll make sure it's the latest fad,
Pay attention, cuz you know you'll have to pay either way,
And they tell you that its the new thing, but we know that it hasn't changed,
Watch us go down in flames

It's all right, it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway,
We had our chance, we made our point, but you're not going take that away

When this blows over, and the main stream coughs up another shell,
Will you let us back in your underground, well I guess that's a no,
And it's just as well, cuz you never supported us,
All you wanted was to see us fail, and they tell me that it's the new thing,
So I better get out of the way, watch us go down in flames

It's all right, it's ok, it was going to happen anyway,
We had our chance, we made our point, and you're not gonna take that,
It's all right, it's ok, it was gonna happen anyway,
We had our chance, we made our point, you're not gonna take that away,
You're not gonna take that away, you're not gonna take that away,
You're not gonna take that away

she told me
that I was lame
with her middle finger in my face
wont waste her time with such a loser
so now I wallow in regret
wanna do something right but I haven't yet
why do my endeavors end up in failure

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I guess I shouldn't feel so bad
ain't got much reason to feel so sad
'cept that I'm poor untalented and ugly
I know its like they always say
good times and bad will come our way
but theres only one thing that'll make this easier

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

so wrong
I sing this song and nobody sings along
I've got a friend
he's in my hand
he understands
he said to me everything wont be so bad!

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I think I'll go out drinkin' (think I'll go out drinkin')
drinkin' all night long (drinkin' all night long)
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
about how the worlds done me
how the worlds done me wrong (so wrong)

she told me
that I was lame
with her middle finger in my face
wont waste her time with such a loser
so now I wallow in regret
wanna do something right but I haven't yet
why do my endeavors end up in failure

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I guess I shouldn't feel so bad
ain't got much reason to feel so sad
'cept that I'm poor untalented and ugly
I know its like they always say
good times and bad will come our way
but theres only one thing that'll make this easier

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

so wrong
I sing this song and nobody sings along
I've got a friend
he's in my hand
he understands
he said to me everything wont be so bad!

I think I'll go out drinkin'
drinkin' all night long
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
bout how the world done me wrong

I think I'll go out drinkin' (think I'll go out drinkin')
drinkin' all night long (drinkin' all night long)
cuz if I go out drinkin'
then I can stop thinkin'
about how the worlds done me
how the worlds done me wrong (so wrong)

If I had a dollar bill for every time I’ve been wrong I’d be a self-made millionaire and you’d still be gone So hand me down my best dress shoes and my best dress shirt Cause I’m going out in style to cover the hurt And all I wanna do all day is spend it in bed But that’s bad for the body and even worse for my head So I’ll try and find a place where no one will ask me a thing It’ll help to forget and help me to sing Cause now I’m drunk again The means to my end And I’m scared of myself Cause now it’s the same the faces and names And I’m scared of myself again Have you ever wanted to wake up from your dreaming Scared you so bad you couldn’t control your heart or your breathing Well walk out the door with me on the floor You don’t care how I’m feeling I guess a weak and tired and frightened man is no longer appealing Some people have a gift of reaching right into your soul and finding the whole and making it bigger Baby sometimes I think I catch ya crackin’ cynical smiles and in a short while you’ll be my heart’s grave digger Well there’s not much I can do Cause I’m at the mercy of you So baby I guess we’re through Cause now I’m drunk again The means to my end And I’m scared of myself Cause now it’s the same the faces and names And I’m scared of myself again Cause now it’s all the same the faces and the names So go walk out the door you don’t believe me no more And I’m scared of myself again If I had a dollar bill for every time I been wrong I’d be a self made millionaire and I wouldn’t be singing

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk in here

Tonight's the night
We're gonna get plastered
Pissed off
Maybe even get laid, too
Booze on your breath
Always makes girls horny
So come on boys, let's
CHUG A FEW!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk, oh yeah

People pouring
In the front door
Most of them
I've never seen in my life
I hear the sound of
Windows breaking
Who just lit the
Couch on fire?!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight!

And if you're coming here...
Don't forget to have
Yourself a beer!

There's two girls
Throwin' up in the bathroom
A good friend holds your head back
When you puke
Tonight's the night
So grab your whatever
Lift your something
Here's a toast to you!

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!
OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!
OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY...
DRUUUUUNK!

Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk tonight
Everybody's druuuunk
Everybody's drunk, hoorah!

Fa la la la laaa la la!
(<i>[Scott:]</i> Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have
a good time...assholes.)

(<i>[Dan:]</i> Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!)

(<i>[Aaron:]</i> Say, I don't feel so good...)
(Get 'im a trash can!)
(<i>[Aaron:]</i> -urp- There is no trash can!)

I'm so glad you're gone, you just led me on
Where did it go wrong, too bad for too long
I live without you now
I'll get along some how
I don't care anyway, I just wanted to say
Everything is cool
How are things with you
Everything is cool
I wish you were-
You say we'll be friends, that just means no sex
I don't care what you say
I'm tired of fuckin' you anyway
I guess it is my fault
But do you blame you at all
I'll have to let you go
I just want you to know that
Everything is cool
How are things with you
Everything is cool
I wish you were dead!
I wish you were dead!
I wish you were dead!

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat,
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band, play my own shows
but that don't work so i' givin' up again,
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last
time you hear me complain

well, i went down to the show
everybody was there, i didn't wanna go
cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every
song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't
do that so
i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned
to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and
i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks
and this is gonna be
the last time you hear
me complain

she said, some day,
we'll get back
together maybe
she said, some day
things'll be much
better baby
but i don't believe her
and i don't think
i need her anymore...

i know everything sucks
and this won't be the last
time you hear me complain.

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat,
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band, play my own shows
but that don't work so i' givin' up again,
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last
time you hear me complain

well, i went down to the show
everybody was there, i didn't wanna go
cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every
song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't
do that so
i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned
to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and
i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks
and this is gonna be
the last time you hear
me complain

she said, some day,
we'll get back
together maybe
she said, some day
things'll be much
better baby
but i don't believe her
and i don't think
i need her anymore...

i know everything sucks
and this won't be the last
time you hear me complain.

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat,
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band, play my own shows
but that don't work so i' givin' up again,
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last
time you hear me complain

well, i went down to the show
everybody was there, i didn't wanna go
cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every
song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't
do that so
i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned
to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and
i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks
and this is gonna be
the last time you hear
me complain

she said, some day,
we'll get back
together maybe
she said, some day
things'll be much
better baby
but i don't believe her
and i don't think
i need her anymore...

i know everything sucks
and this won't be the last
time you hear me complain.

there's a ska band on my street, a little ska band
everybody thinks that they're so $#&%!# neat,
there was nothin' on the radio
was gonna make my own band, play my own shows
but that don't work so i' givin' up again,
she said she loved me cause i played guitar
that's ok, i didn't love her at all and i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks, and this is gonna be the last
time you hear me complain

well, i went down to the show
everybody was there, i didn't wanna go
cause everything they do is so $#&%!# cool, every
song is a hit and the girls like 'em too, i can't
do that so
i'm givin' up again...i don't know why i learned
to play guitar, nobody's gonna know who we are and
i say...

i'm givin' up
i know everything sucks
and this is gonna be
the last time you hear
me complain

she said, some day,
we'll get back
together maybe
she said, some day
things'll be much
better baby
but i don't believe her
and i don't think
i need her anymore...

i know everything sucks
and this won't be the last
time you hear me complain.

I never felt too good but in this world who would
I was always thinkin?somethin?wasn't right
But then you came along and helped me sing a song and
now I feel ok I hope it can stay- this way
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Are these the good days that I've heard so much about-
there goes the heartbreak that I can live without
I've been so frustrated, bitter, mean, and jaded
I've taken for granted all the things I've got
But now that you are here this anger disappears
and I feel happy too this is sappy but it's true
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Are these the good days that I've heard so much about there goes the heartbreak
that I can live without

I never felt too good but in this world who would
I was always thinkin?somethin?wasn't right
But then you came along and helped me sing a song and
now I feel ok I hope it can stay- this way
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Are these the good days that I've heard so much about-
there goes the heartbreak that I can live without
I've been so frustrated, bitter, mean, and jaded
I've taken for granted all the things I've got
But now that you are here this anger disappears
and I feel happy too this is sappy but it's true
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
You know we've got a good thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Are these the good days that I've heard so much about there goes the heartbreak
that I can live without

Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on TV, look who just got famous
don't you know it should have been me...
I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad, I love to see other people
get everything I ever wanted to have,
I don't really care, how big they get... I hate you, fuck you
leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend, I treated her so bad, she went out and
found another lead singer, maybe she just likes guys in bands.
I give up on everything, all my dreams are dead, maybe I'll get a
shotgun, and try to blow her right out of my head... everybody says,
"How come you ain't made it yet?" I hate you, fuck you, leave me
alone! Why can't I get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand, just what I'm tryin' to do, cause you're
not me, and I'm so glad that I am not you...
I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do, but I don't think
there is no reason, I don't think there's no excuse for you...
well I've learned my lesson, hope you've learned it to, and if
they're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to
go and do it to you... I don't really care, how much you cry...
IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
why can't anything go my way?

Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on TV, look who just got famous
don't you know it should have been me...
I'm not really bitter, I'm not really mad, I love to see other people
get everything I ever wanted to have,
I don't really care, how big they get... I hate you, fuck you
leave me alone! Why cant I be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend, I treated her so bad, she went out and
found another lead singer, maybe she just likes guys in bands.
I give up on everything, all my dreams are dead, maybe I'll get a
shotgun, and try to blow her right out of my head... everybody says,
"How come you ain't made it yet?" I hate you, fuck you, leave me
alone! Why can't I get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand, just what I'm tryin' to do, cause you're
not me, and I'm so glad that I am not you...
I know it's my problem, there's nothing I can do, but I don't think
there is no reason, I don't think there's no excuse for you...
well I've learned my lesson, hope you've learned it to, and if
they're gonna go and do it to me well I guess I'm gonna have to
go and do it to you... I don't really care, how much you cry...
IhateyoufuckyouleavemealoneIhateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
why can't anything go my way?

Theres a little girl I know
You might know her too
She looks so good
She looks so cute
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
She's so fuckin' cute
I wish that she was mine
She's so fuckin' cute
I'm gonna lose my mind
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
maybe I could kill you
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
cause shes so cute I dont know what to do
maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend

There's a little girl I know
You might know her too,
She looks so good
She looks so cute,
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do

I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too.

She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
She's so fucking cute,
I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe I could kill you

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out)

I want your girlfriend
To be...be...be...be my girlfriend
Cause she is so cute,
I don't know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too)

I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your......girlfriend

There's a little girl I know
You might know her too,
She looks so good
She looks so cute,
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do

I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too.

She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
She's so fucking cute,
I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe I could kill you

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out)

I want your girlfriend
To be...be...be...be my girlfriend
Cause she is so cute,
I don't know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too)

I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your......girlfriend

There's a little girl I know
You might know her too,
She looks so good
She looks so cute,
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do

I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too.

She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
She's so fucking cute,
I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe I could kill you

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out)

I want your girlfriend
To be...be...be...be my girlfriend
Cause she is so cute,
I don't know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too)

I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your......girlfriend

There's a little girl I know
You might know her too,
She looks so good
She looks so cute,
Standin' next to you
And I don't know what to do

I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my...
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend....too.

She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
She's so fucking cute,
I'm gonna lose my mind, Baby
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe I could kill you

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend(watch out)

I want your girlfriend
To be...be...be...be my girlfriend
Cause she is so cute,
I don't know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend too

I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend .... too (too)

I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your girlfriend (to be my girlfriend)
I want your......girlfriend

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV
Or a magazine that she won't read, stole
Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
Somebody tell me, when do we get paid?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone
And I won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah

I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day
Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV
Or a magazine that she won't read, stole
Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
Somebody tell me, when do we get paid?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone
And I won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah

I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day
Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV
Or a magazine that she won't read, stole
Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
Somebody tell me, when do we get paid?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone
And I won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah

I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day
Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all

You know I'm cool
When all the guys want to be my friend
And every little girl here,
They all want to hold my hand
But I stole all of my songs
Probably gonna get sued
That's all right,
As long as I get screwed!
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
yea, yea, yea
Maybe you'll come and see us
When we get real big
And maybe you'll see us
If we ever get another gig
Because there're so many fish in the sea
They all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be

You know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend.
And every little girl here,they all want to hold my hand.
But I stole all of my songs,I'm probably gonna get sued.
That's alright,as long as I get screwed.
Yea yea yea

And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big.
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
The sea,
And they all look like me,
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be.

You know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend.
And every little girl here,they all want to hold my hand.
But I stole all of my songs,I'm probably gonna get sued.
That's alright,as long as I get screwed.
Yea yea yea

And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big.
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
The sea,
And they all look like me,
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be.

You know I'm cool when all the guys want to be my friend.
And every little girl here,they all want to hold my hand.
But I stole all of my songs,I'm probably gonna get sued.
That's alright,as long as I get screwed.
Yea yea yea

And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big.
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,cause there's so many fish in
The sea,
And they all look like me,
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be.

Let me put my finger in your nose
Whoa, its not funny, no no no no
I can you you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Only gonna tell you once, only gonna tell you once

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Well I bet you can understand what I say
Whoa, I'm really just playing
I can see you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Only gonna tell you twice, ask you really really nice

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Let me break your neck and crush your skull
Whoa, you never listen, no no no no
I can see you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Ive seen too much of you
I cant take much more of this

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Let me put my finger in your nose
Whoa, its not funny, no no no no
I can you you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Only gonna tell you once, only gonna tell you once

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Well I bet you can understand what I say
Whoa, I'm really just playing
I can see you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Only gonna tell you twice, ask you really really nice

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Let me break your neck and crush your skull
Whoa, you never listen, no no no no
I can see you looking down her shirt
I can see you lifting up her skirt
Ive seen too much of you
I cant take much more of this

You better stay away from my girlfriend
You better stay away from her
I'm just giving warning so you get no broken bones
You better leave my girl alone

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought I saw my face on MTV
Or a magazine that she won't read, stole
Her heart but it's not my fault, lookin' at
My picture she forgot about her boyfriend, yea
I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
Somebody tell me, when do we get paid?

Everybody's lookin' at me
Thought by now I'd be on MTV
Or a magazine like seventeen or rolling stone
And I won't be alone with your
Money in my pocket and face on your T-shirt yeah

I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all
Drives me crazy, can't get away
But I try and I try and I try and I try
Every day
Every day
Said I'll never be, a rock and roll star
I'll never be, anything, anything at all

Was gonna call my friends and get'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band
But everything I want to do has already been done.
Why would I want to go and do it again?

Everybody, plays guitar.
She's so cute (if you know what I mean)
She's the cutest little girl that I've ever seen
Maybe she'll like me if I play guitar
Maybe she'll like me if I'm the lead singer yea
Oh yea! there's so many bands, and we all look the same

I just saw them, up on stage and I don't
Remember how good they played.
He can't sing,
But I'd pay just to see her face, yea, yea, yea, yea

Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
Have you heard of my band? oh, oh, oh
We try to be different
But I guess that's nothing new.

This is the Last Show
I will ever play with you
this is the end of what you put me through
the Last Show i will ever play with you
this is the end of what we do...

I don't want fame, i don't want money
I just want to have fun again
I don't want girls, or backstage parties
I just want to feel like we're friends
I think i've learned my lesson
I think i've figured this whole thing out
this is a fine profession
but it's no fun
so i'm done

This is the Last Show
I will ever play with you
this is the end of what you put me through
the Last Show i will ever play with you
this is the end of what we do...

I never thought i would hate music
I never thought i would hate you
but every day this feels more like a job i don't even want to do
I think i've learned my lesson
I'll NEVER follow my dreams again
I wont waste any more of your time
so kiss my ass
I wont be back

This is the Last Show
I will ever play with you
this is the end of what you put me through
the Last Show i will ever play with you
this is the end of what we do...

did we do it for the money?
did we do it because we were bored?
I was better off with what i had before
and that was nothing
that was
nothing
at
all...

This is the Last Show
I will ever play with you
this is the end of what you put me through
the Last Show i will ever play with you
this is the end of what we do

this is the last song
this is the last line...goodbye.

You say, I do everything the wrong way
Why don't I do it your way
Then maybe someday
I'll be just like you

But I say, I'm gonna do it my way
The "I might fail but I'll try" way
Well that's been done but it's ok
I'll do what I wanna do

Cause' I don't want
To live your dream,
I don't want to live your dream

No way, I'll take my chances this time
I've gotta go and live life
And I won't let you try and take mine
I just won't let you

Cause' I don't want
To live your dream,
I don't want to live your dream
I won't change what I believe
I won't change what I believe

So try to hold me if you want
Try to control me if you want
But you won't keep me down
I'm not your clown
I've got to find my own way now
So try to hold me if you want

But I say, I'm gonna do it my way
The "I might fail but I'll try" way
Well that's been done but it's ok
I'll do what I wanna do

Cause' I don't want
To live your dream,
I don't want to live your dream
I won't change what I believe
I won't change what I believe

You say, I do everything the wrong way