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Are my lemons tied?
Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? Are my shoes all shined? I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show tonight Does my shuffle step really look so good? Am I doing it the way you think I should? Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss when I'm dancing in the show tonight? Showtime now is getting nearer and I'm getting scared wish I could see in the mirror if I'm all prepared First you take a step then you point your toe hope I know it like I did a week ago Am I standing straight? I can hardly wait till I'm dancing in the show tonight Showtime now is getting nearer and I'm getting scared wish I could see in the mirror if I'm all prepared First you take a step then you point your toe hope I know it like I did a week ago Am I standing straight? I can hardly wait till I'm dancing in the show tonight |
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| 2. |
| 2:37 |
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Hey little boy, whatcha got there?
kind sir it's a mollusk i've found did you find it in the sandy ground? does it emulate the ocean's sound? yes I found it on the ground emulating the ocean's sound bring forth the mollusk cast unto me let's be forever let forever be free Hey little boy come walk with me and bring your new found mollusk along does it speaketh of the trinity can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye yes it speaks of the trinity casting light at the sun with its wandering eye bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me let's be forever let forever be free You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand the waking of all creatures that live on the land and with just one faint glance, back into the sea the mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye |
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| 3:19 |
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Did you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly Oh no, tell me it ain't so... Have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree Have you ever made a plan and squished it in your hand Oh no, tell me it ain't so... Billy (Repeat verse two) (Repeat verse one |
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| 2:00 |
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I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn I get up early in the morn I got a chevy with a mopar cam I got a chevy with a mopar cam I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam I'll be your jonny on the spot I'm goin' down |
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| 3:49 |
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I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turning brown CHORUS Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish... [repeat] Laughing lady living lover Ooo you sassy frassy lassie Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I... Give me shoes so I can tapsy Tap all over this big world Take my hand you ugly girl [chorus |
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| 6. |
| 3:14 |
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Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck who's that girl, that pretty young thing after I fuck her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye down to the pub for a two shilling ale the bread on the counter is going stale if I don't get some fresh bread soon gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye Aint got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time got too many other things on me mind Patty was nice she was pale and cute but I threw her away like an old piece of fruit Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head when Patty starts cryin' this is what I said Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye the Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye |
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| 3:18 |
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I'll be your jonny on the spot
I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn I get up early in the morn I got a chevy with a mopar cam I got a chevy with a mopar cam I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam I'll be your jonny on the spot I'm goin' down... |
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| 4:03 |
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Sitting alone in the den
Watching the eel Help me find my way home Watching the eel Burrows it's head in the sand Daylight has come There shall be rest in a while Daylight has come I can not repeal The words of the golden eel Who can explain all these thoughts Racking my mind An endless barrage of shit Racking my mind The eel offered his help I can't understand Speaking it's truth from the bank Now I can see I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel I cannot reveal the words of the golden eel |
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| 4:28 |
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Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day But when twelve months were come and gone This young man he arose What makes you weep down by my grave I can't take my repose One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips one kiss is all I crave One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to your grave My lips they are as cold as my clay My breath is heavy and strong If thou was to kiss my lily white lips Thy days would not be long Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep And water from a stone And white milk from a maiden's breast, That babe ere never known Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one day Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day |
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| 3:13 | 
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| 11. |
| 2:12 |
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I'm waving my dick in the wind
waving my dick in the wind if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind I'm lost in the sauce once again I'm lost in the sauce once again If I make it through the night everything will be alright but I'm lost in the sauce once again Its been 97 days since i've laid my head beside you and a million miles of highway in between there's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me and that pig's a pretty mean bastard You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance you should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance give that boy a dime and you could have a chance to see old Jimmy Wilson dance dance Jimmy... I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson sho' nuff' he's got what it takes do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy cause you're a really good dancer... Im wavin my dick in the wind |
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| 12. |
| 3:18 |
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A child without an eye
Made her mother cry Why ask why? She kept her child clean On Buckingham Green The children saw the eye As a sign from God decending from the sky It was alright to dream Of Buckingham Green Summon the queen Spoke the child of eye It's time to fly turning fire to steam On Buckingham Green A child without an eye Made her mother cry Why ask why? She kept her child clean On Buckingham Green |
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| 2:07 |
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Ocean man
Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man The crust of a tan man embibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man Can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman Ocean man The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man Ocean man The sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land |
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| 4:26 |
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Three men's all there were
Three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship And took my true love from me I couldn't believe She wanted to leave She wanted to leave I've loved you so long Since you were a child I've cared for your every need I've tried to make you smile When all the while You wanted to leave You wanted to leave Go gather the guns We'll blast them at sea She begged for me not to shoot For "my true love is here with me I've never loved thee And now I must leave And now I must leave" So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends And fill up my glass to the rim For I'm not the man I used to be Now I'm one of them |
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