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Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo ho heave ho There are men whose hearts as as black as coal Yo ho heave ho Inkspots: And they sailed their ship cross the ocean blue A blood-thirsty captain and a cut-throat crew Alligators: It's as dark a tale as was ever told Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides Yo ho heave ho There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides Yo ho heave ho Possums: And those buccaneers drowned their sins in rum Monkey: The devil himself would have to call them scum Crabs: Every man aboard would have killed his mate For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight Alligators: A piece of eight Octopus: A piece of eight Mosquitos: Five, six, seven, eight Stone Faces: Hulla wacka ulla wacka something not right Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight Hulla wacka ulla wacka sailor man beware Crabs: When there's money in the ground there's murder in the air Totems: Murder in the air Stone Faces: One more time now Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones Yo ho heave ho There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones Yo ho heave ho Snakes: When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed There's no turning back from any course that's laid Skulls: And when greed and villainy sail the sea You can bet your boots there'll be treachery Pirates: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails Dead men tell no tales |
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| 3. |
| 2:59 |
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(Jim)
I look around here and wonder what for? It seems to me there must be something more Something more than stacks of dishes, and washing this old floor. If I had my pick of wishes, I'd wish me out that door. 'Cause I'm hungry for adventure, and I'm fed up with this grind. If I don't get some excitement soon, I'm gonna lose my mind. My future looks like nowhere that I want to be, There's gotta be something better Something better There's gotta be something better than this for me. I look around here and I want to cry I feel like the world is passing me by. And I just can't help but wonder If I'm doomed to wash and dry And is it a curse I'm under to do it 'til I die? When I could be an explorer, sailing off to distant lands Instead of spending every afternoon just getting dish pan hands. I want a life that's filled with things both wild and free, There's gotta be something better Something better There's gotta be something better than this for me. (Gonzo) Hey! If it's weird and wild let's go and find it ha ha ha ha! The crazier, the better, is what I say (Rizzo) To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it (Gonzo) Mind what? (Rizzo) If we found someplace with ten square meals a day! (Jim) Let danger call my name (Rizzo) If it does, I'm gonna hide... (Jim) I'll put my courage to the test, (Gonzo) And I'll be by your- (Rizzo) We'll be by your side! (Jim/Gonzo and Rizzo) There's gotta be something better than this *(something more than this) I know that there's so much out there to see *(To see) And I know this life I'm living can't be my destiny *(Destiny) There's gotta be something better, Something better... There's gotta be something better for me (and me) (hey what about me?) There's something better than this for you and me! |
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| 2:59 |
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Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled We're under way and off to see the world Under way and off to see the world All: Hey ho we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Pirate: Manly men are we All: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see Sam: "Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just because we're singing!" Pirates: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck We laugh at the perils we're facing Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard Pirates: And people die by falling overboard All: Hey ho we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Hoist the sails and sing Fozzie: Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing Bad Polly: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue Morgan: Just kidding All Three: It's a good life on a boat Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands That call across the oceans Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day Donna: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet All: Hey ho we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Statler & Waldorf: Should have took a train All: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main Jim: The salty breezes whisper Who knows what lies ahead I just know I was born to live the life my father lead Long John: The stars will be our compass Wherever we may roam And our mates will always be Just like a family And though we may put into port, the sea is always home Fozzie: "All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good singing voice --- your welcome!" Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own Over the horizon to the great unknown All: Hey ho we'll go Anywhere the wind is blowing Bold and brave and free Pirates: Sailing for adventure Rizzo: It's so nauseating Pirates: Sailing for adventure Gonzo: So exhilarating Pirates: Sailing for adventure Rats: We're all celebrating! All: On the deep blue sea |
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| 2:18 |
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I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas Ariba! Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic Chica chica boom A chica chica boom boom chic We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had We got cabin fever, we're all going mad *** (does not appear in movie, but is on the soundtrack) My sanity is hanging by a thread Since we're going nowhere I've gone out of my head We were sailing sailing over the bounding main (Lew Zealand:) And now we're not! Ha ha heh! *** Grab your partner by the ears Lash him to the wheel Do-si-do step on his toe Listen to him squeal Allemande left, allemande right It's time to sail or sink Swing your partner over the side Drop him in the drink We got cabin fever No if's, and's, or but's We're disoriented And demented And a little nuts Ach du lieber Volswagen car (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo) Saur braten viener schnitzel Und a vunder bar (Yodel-lay-ee-hoo) We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side And then it died I've got cabin fever I think I've lost my grip I'd like to get my hands on Whoever wrote this script Si! I was floating 'neath a tropic moon And dreaming of a blue lagoon Now I'm crazy as a loon Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where And now though we're all here We're not all there Cabin fever! |
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| 6. |
| 3:14 |
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Long John: When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation
My father said "Now son, this choice deserves deliberation Though you could be a doctor or perhaps a financier My boy why not consider a more challenging career" Pirates: Hey ho ho You'll cruise to foreign shores And you'll keep your mind and body sound By working out of doors Long John: True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without All: And when you're a professional pirate Bad Polly: That's what the job's about Long John: "Upstage, lads, this is my ONLY number!" Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood Pirates: Hey ho ho We're honorable men And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten Long John: On occasion there may be someone you have to execute All: But when your a professional pirate Morgan: You don't have to wear a suit..... what? Mad Monty: I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart Bad Polly: I could have been a lawyer But I just had too much heart Morgan: I could have been in politics Cause I've always been a big spender Pirate: And me...I could have been a contender Long John: Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated I say we're victims of bad press it's all exaggerated We'd never stab you in the back, we'd never lie or cheat We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet Long John's speech... All: Hey ho ho It's one for all for one And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son We're gentlemen of fotune and that's what we're proud to be And when your a professional pirate Long John: You'll be honest brave and free The soul of decency You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly All: When you're a professional pirate You're always in the best of company |
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| 1:21 |
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| 2:22 |
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Kermit: Was I dumb or was I blind
Or did my heart just lose it's mind Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away Piggy: Looking back I'll never know How I ever let you go But destiny could see we deserved to have another chance Both: Love led us here Right back to where we belong We followed a star And here we are Now heaven seems so near Love led us here Kermit: Now I know life can take you by surprise And sweep you off your feet Piggy: Did this happen to us or are we just dreaming Both: Love led us here Right back to where we belong We followed a star And here we are Now heaven seems so near Love led us here Kermit: So take my hand Piggy: And have no fear Both: We'll be all right Love led us here |
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| 4:35 |
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| 2:03 |
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| 11. |
| 2:39 |
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| 1:07 |
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| 13. |
| 3:57 |
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| 14. |
| 7:00 |
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| 3:54 |
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| 3:42 |
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| 3:44 |
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Kermit: Was I dumb or was I blind
Or did my heart just lose it's mind Why'd I go and throw our perfect dream away Piggy: Looking back I'll never know How I ever let you go But destiny could see we deserved to have another chance Both: Love led us here Right back to where we belong We followed a star And here we are Now heaven seems so near Love led us here Kermit: Now I know life can take you by surprise And sweep you off your feet Piggy: Did this happen to us or are we just dreaming Both: Love led us here Right back to where we belong We followed a star And here we are Now heaven seems so near Love led us here Kermit: So take my hand Piggy: And have no fear Both: We'll be all right Love led us here |
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